Have a child?

[Sadlybrokeboy]

Then perhaps these tips will come in useful!

http://acidtrax.net/bb/babies/babies.htm

Matt

 

[birdy961]

Excellent, made I larf out loud

 

[Cobra]

Its been a long time since I raised one but I seem to remember the Right / wrong samples are the wrong way round :shrug:

 

[birdy961]

Especially the air horn one, seems to work for me :shrug:

 

[h4rri]

What's wrong with rooting about in their with your finger ???

Soo funny.

 

[praxis]

Quite humorous

 

[inaneredstripe]

vv funny.
if you happen to be a chav, reverse these instructions.

 

[Ladybird]

Very funny!

 

[Ashers]

i love kids but i couldnt eat a whole one