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40 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees
Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.
15 degrees
Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
0 degrees
New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.
-10 degrees
People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
-20 degrees
Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
-80 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.
-100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
-173 degrees
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.
-297 degrees
Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "
-500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees
Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.
15 degrees
Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
0 degrees
New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.
-10 degrees
People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
-20 degrees
Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
-80 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.
-100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
-173 degrees
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.
-297 degrees
Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "
-500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup
