"'If we wake up in the morning and someone has been murdered.............."

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then we have just heard it.' Frederick Graham - witness, Moira Jones murder trial

Not worth even phoning the Police then? :shrug:
 
I think you have finally lost it Flash :D
 
You don't think it would be worth phoning the police if you heard a woman's scream, that ended abruptly, in the middle of the night, coming from a public park?
 
You don't think it would be worth phoning the police if you heard a woman's scream, that ended abruptly, in the middle of the night, coming from a public park?

Can you see the effort involved in doing that though? The poor guy would have to wake up from a possibly good nights sleep!
 
I had this a similar once. I woke in the middle of the night to a woman's scream.

My dilemma was this:

I had no idea - genuinely - if I had been dreaming or not.

I called the police, and explained this.

They were 'round in 30 seconds, and I can't say they were very sympathetic - understandably.

I'm glad I'm not a copper.
 
You don't think it would be worth phoning the police if you heard a woman's scream, that ended abruptly, in the middle of the night, coming from a public park?

My bad I miss-interpreted what you posted Flash :(
 
It actually reminds me of an old Glasgow joke..

Policeman: "what are you doing here?"
man: "I'm a Jehovah's Bystander"
Policeman: "Don't you mean a Jehovah's Witness?"
Man: "No way you'll get any witnesses round here, mate"
 
:D
 
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