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There were two statues in a park, male and female, both nude.
They had been facing each other across the same pathway for a hundred years.
One day an angel descended from heaven and, with a single gesture, brought them to life.
The angel said, "As a reward for being so patient throughout a hundred blazing summers and freezing winters, you have been given thirty minutes to do whatever you wish."
He looked at her, she looked at him. Then they went running away into the bushes.
The angel waited patiently, listening to the rustling and the giggling.
After fifteen minutes the two returned, out of breath and laughing.
The angel said, "Um, youve still got fifteen minutes. Would you like to do it again?
He asked her, "Shall we?"
She replied eagerly, "Oh, yes please! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you sh!t on its head."
Paul
They had been facing each other across the same pathway for a hundred years.
One day an angel descended from heaven and, with a single gesture, brought them to life.
The angel said, "As a reward for being so patient throughout a hundred blazing summers and freezing winters, you have been given thirty minutes to do whatever you wish."
He looked at her, she looked at him. Then they went running away into the bushes.
The angel waited patiently, listening to the rustling and the giggling.
After fifteen minutes the two returned, out of breath and laughing.
The angel said, "Um, youve still got fifteen minutes. Would you like to do it again?
He asked her, "Shall we?"
She replied eagerly, "Oh, yes please! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you sh!t on its head."
Paul
