Just been banned from B&Q

[Cobra]

She who must be obeyed brought down an order from on high
" f'crissakes stop playing on that bloody computer and get on with the garden!"
So like a dutiful ( read down trodden) husband I went to our local B&Q
I said to the guy in the orange frock ( I mean apron)
"I don't know what its called but I want some of that wooden stuff that replaces paving slabs"
"Ah yes sir you want decking" he said
Now I am normally a very placid person but wasn't about to take that crap, was I?
So I got in first with a right hook

 

[busterboy]

Nice one Chris but has been posted many times on this forum..

 

[Cobra]

Oh Bugger Just goes to prove what an unruly bunch we really are then I did a "search" before posting it but came up blank

 

[busterboy]

Oh Bugger Just goes to prove what an unruly bunch we really are then I did a "search" before posting it but came up blank

Once..

Twice..

Three times..:razz:

Up to four now..:bonk:

 

[Cobra]

Ah but mine's better
and I wasn't born, I mean a member when they were all posted so there !

 

[JPS]

For a moment there I was about to say that your missus sounds just like mine....

 

[Joe T]

Groan!