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Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1s eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, theyre rubbing each other and hes come in his shorts.
Here is Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunnesson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it himself.
Ulrika Jonsson was a humble GMTV weathergirl talking about snowfall when she revealed: I had a good eight inches last night.
Lorraine Kelly on GMTV: This years hairstyle is called a shag and our resident stylist is here to give our model one.
Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis misses every chance he gets.
Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown: An, erection lets see it up please Carol.
David Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on Bargain Hunt, said to expert Nigel Smith: Youre a bit of a knockers man.
Yes he replied. Ive come across quite a few in my time.
Here is Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night.
Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg.
Beatrice Hillyer was discussing the availability of fresh water in Baghdad when she informed TVam viewers: Just after the liberation, I was getting it twice a day in my hotel room.
Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off.
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.
Steve Cram covering the mens 200 metres at the World Athletics Championships: Pumping away, Marlon Devonish has got the Olympic champion inside him.
Chain Letters Host Allan Stewart was discussing a 6ft 5in contestant called Richard when he told two women competitors: Thats enough Dick for both of you.
Expert David Batty was examining a bowl with a pineapple-shaped lid on Antiques Roadshow when he exclaimed: This is the most magical, wonderful knob I have ever seen.
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Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: Youd eat beaver if you could get it.
Commentators
Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1s eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, theyre rubbing each other and hes come in his shorts.
Here is Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunnesson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it himself.
Ulrika Jonsson was a humble GMTV weathergirl talking about snowfall when she revealed: I had a good eight inches last night.
Lorraine Kelly on GMTV: This years hairstyle is called a shag and our resident stylist is here to give our model one.
Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis misses every chance he gets.
Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown: An, erection lets see it up please Carol.
David Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on Bargain Hunt, said to expert Nigel Smith: Youre a bit of a knockers man.
Yes he replied. Ive come across quite a few in my time.
Here is Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night.
Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg.
Beatrice Hillyer was discussing the availability of fresh water in Baghdad when she informed TVam viewers: Just after the liberation, I was getting it twice a day in my hotel room.
Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off.
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.
Steve Cram covering the mens 200 metres at the World Athletics Championships: Pumping away, Marlon Devonish has got the Olympic champion inside him.
Chain Letters Host Allan Stewart was discussing a 6ft 5in contestant called Richard when he told two women competitors: Thats enough Dick for both of you.
Expert David Batty was examining a bowl with a pineapple-shaped lid on Antiques Roadshow when he exclaimed: This is the most magical, wonderful knob I have ever seen.
BEST TILL LAST
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: Youd eat beaver if you could get it.