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The pond
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for
several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly
shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. As he
neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw
it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his
pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim
or make you get out of the pond naked."
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth
The Hooker
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.
Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says "S--t. All I've got is thirty."
She says,"Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Harry says, "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?".
