Tip Of The Day.

Tip #1. When playing two gigs on the trot, make sure you don't play so damn hard on the first one you end up with the mother of all blisters on one of your fingers...

Tip #2. When applying surgical spirit to blisters, make sure that they're not open...
 
OUCH! I can tell all these toptips are being borne from recent personal experiences.....

Here's one of mine then (duly nicked from Viz ;))


MEN : When listening to your favourite CD, film or TV show, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down by one notch. This will save your wife from having to do it.
 
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