wack61
I've got an itchy hatch
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This is mine, I can't drive past the sign for Hope Hospital on the M602 without feeling embarrassed
A few years back I was at a computer fair when I felt very dizzy, couldn't stand up, started throwing up, an ambulance was called and I was taken to hospital.
They thought I was really i'll and put me in a room on my own which was huge with 8 empty beds in it.
after a few minutes my bowels decided they wanted to empty so I started trying to walk to the door but I could barely stand up, at that point a nurse came in and asked where I was going.
I told her but she said we can't allow that, i'll bring a commode
The nurse wheeled this thing in that looked like something from the 1950s with a cardboard pan.
I sat on it and THHHUUUUURRRRPPPPP everything from my neck down emptied out, it was the biggest poo i'd ever done in my life, there was no lock on the door which was straight out on to the main corridor, I was terrified someone would come in.
I cleaned myself up which isn't easy when you can't stand up without falling over and got back in bed, the commode didn't have a lid on it so sat in the middle of the room is the biggest pile of **** i've ever seen in my life and it stunk the room out.
I laid on the bed with my eyes shut , the door opened, I couldn't open my eyes through shame so I just laid there listening to the squeak of the wheels as my super dump got wheeled away.
It was vertigo I had, however much money nurses get it's not enough
A few years back I was at a computer fair when I felt very dizzy, couldn't stand up, started throwing up, an ambulance was called and I was taken to hospital.
They thought I was really i'll and put me in a room on my own which was huge with 8 empty beds in it.
after a few minutes my bowels decided they wanted to empty so I started trying to walk to the door but I could barely stand up, at that point a nurse came in and asked where I was going.
I told her but she said we can't allow that, i'll bring a commode
The nurse wheeled this thing in that looked like something from the 1950s with a cardboard pan.
I sat on it and THHHUUUUURRRRPPPPP everything from my neck down emptied out, it was the biggest poo i'd ever done in my life, there was no lock on the door which was straight out on to the main corridor, I was terrified someone would come in.
I cleaned myself up which isn't easy when you can't stand up without falling over and got back in bed, the commode didn't have a lid on it so sat in the middle of the room is the biggest pile of **** i've ever seen in my life and it stunk the room out.
I laid on the bed with my eyes shut , the door opened, I couldn't open my eyes through shame so I just laid there listening to the squeak of the wheels as my super dump got wheeled away.
It was vertigo I had, however much money nurses get it's not enough
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