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Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys, and girls. Now, put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men. Follow me for more science.

Viva Espana!!!

July Premium Bond draw Mrs C £25 Me £25

My son's music teacher called me up and said "It looks like we have the new Elvis on our hands" "Wow, is he that good?", I asked. "No, we just found him dead on the toilet" she replied.

June PBs Me £200 Mrs C £25

I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?” I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled... “It’s...

I have been asked to wear a 'Vote Labour' T-shirt for 2 weeks as part of a social experiment to see how people react. So far I have been spat on, punched and had a bottle thrown at me. I’m curious to see what’s going to happen when I leave the house !

My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take your sh1t any more. You’re so pedantic. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up north through the night and then you’ll never hear from...

STOP PRESS The government have pleaded with the public not to pack out the beaches this bank holiday. There are concerns that immigrant boats will have nowhere to land.

May Premium Bond draw: Mrs C £75 Me £25 :mad: :headbang:

...: When you put his head in a plastic bag, he suffocated..... ...groan...

@wilt Hi, I have the 50mm 1.8 lens. How did you 'tone it down for portraits'

NASA are facing criticism over their successful Artemis II mission after it was revealed that the cost of the 9 day voyage was approximately £4 billion. Some experts have pointed out that for the same money they could have stayed at Center Parcs for two weeks instead!

Likewise Avanti.

PBs April, Me £225 Mrs C £225