Recent content by Cordy

I couldn’t sleep last night, so I decided to play my drums. I also discovered my neighbour has Tourette’s.

Just in case you missed it. My Z6ii is for sale; now £900 if anyone is interested https://www.talkphotography.co.uk/threads/nikon-z6ii-for-sale.776246/

September Premium Bond draw. Me £50:( Mrs C £100:mad:

A car full of Irish Nuns are waiting at the traffic lights in Downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside them. "Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" yells one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculator and says "I don't think they...

The Nikon Z 50mm F1.8S is the only lens I own, coupled to my Nikon Z 6ii, it is an excellent lens. Sadly, due to ill health I will be advertising my camera and lens for sale on this forum shortly. Complete with -- 2 cards, Sandisk extreme pro 64 gb and Sony XQD 64gb. Battery charger and XQD...

Rumour has it that King Charles is currently looking at properties in California.

What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangarootmon ? One's a Kangaroo - the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.

August PB draw; Me £175 Mrs C £350

I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover, to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. I was going to get up, but then I thought "No, he can mow around me!!"

@boogie man Mea culpa, you are quite correct. good luck in the draw. Mrs C says that if I win £1K, I can buy a decent mobile phone that takes good photos. My current ancient Samsung is low quality on piccys

The P/B draw will be on Tuesday, on account of Bank Holiday; so results will be out early on Wednesday. If anyone is interested. Guaranteed Growth Bonds (British Savings Bonds) 1 year fixed rate is 4.72% gross. https://www.nsandi.com/interest-rates

I just saw 2 fellas walking down the street wearing EXACTLY THE SAME clothes. I said: "Seriously, if you could see how stupid you look" One of them said: "Right, you're under arrest"

Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys, and girls. Now, put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men. Follow me for more science.

Viva Espana!!!

July Premium Bond draw Mrs C £25 Me £25