Recent content by SantaDad

My dear, you have spelt your name wrong, It should be Missy claws :p

You'll be confirming receipt of your present I hope? :bat:

Purple sooooooo wasn't my colour :gag:

I had a dead pixie once. I had warned him not to climb on the shelving in the warehouse but he knew better and.... oh, sorry, pixel. Ahem :oops:

I beg your pardon?! I'll have you know… I'm… errr… actually I'm… No, you're right. I am :oops:

I win! :D

You see, the beauty of the more 'mature' parent is that when lil' ol' me comes a calling once a year, the Dad has been around long enough to acquire a quality palette for (and decent stock of) the finer things in life, which makes my job easier when a little 'treat' is left out! :beer: Well...

Sheesh, a guy sits down for five minutes!... :(

Did someone mention whisky? :beer:

Of course, this all means you don't have long left to join in with the TP SecretSanta! :naughty: vvv

You callin' me fat?! :bat:

:suspect:

Christmas Eve in your household maybe, but it'll still be Christmas Eve elsewhere while you're busy unwrapping my deliveries! :( Boxing Day however, that's another story entirely :beer: :naughty:

Working! :(

*makes mental note to deliver to Kelly's house around lunchtime on Christmas Day! :D