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10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER:
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a "slight tax increase" cost you two hundred
dollars and a "substantial tax cut" saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow
With 'mad cow disease' is located among the millions of cows in
NorthAmerica but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a "slight tax increase" cost you two hundred
dollars and a "substantial tax cut" saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow
With 'mad cow disease' is located among the millions of cows in
NorthAmerica but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration.
I love that number 1!.
