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(appologies to those who heard this on Wogan Radio2)
Bill and Ben are out walking, they go into a wood and after some time come across a dirty great hole in the ground.
Being inqisitive they go up to the edge and peer in. Darkness...
"Blimey", says Ben, "wonder how deep it is"?
"Dunno", replied Bill, "how about we chuck a stone in and see if we can hear it hit the bottom?"
"Yeah .. how about this one", said Ben holding up an egg size pebble. With that he lobs it over the edge. ...waits... Nothing.
"Hmmm clearly we need a bigger stone"... Bill scrats around in the undergrowth and finds a fist sized rock which he promptly launches over the rim. ....waits... Nothing.
Ben, uproots a rock about the size of his head, "this should do the trick". He heaves it over the edge .... waits .... Nothing.
"OK last try", ses Bill, "Give me a hand with this boulder will you?"
So together the two guys manhandle this dirty great boulder over to the hole and shove it in .... waits .... Nothing.
"Well I.... whoaaa look over there at that goat." shouts Bill.
Ben looks up and sure enough there is a goat jumping and springing towards them. It bounds over the grass and tree stumps then with one almighty leap, hurls itself into the hole.
"Whaaaa... did you see that", says Bill astounded..
"... um yeah, never seen anything like that before", replies Ben.
As the two guys stand there discussing the goat a farmer appears from behind a hedge and shouts "Hey you two... seen a goat around here?"
"Yeah", yells Ben back, "you'll never believe it, but one just jumped into this hole".
To which the Farmer replies, "Ok, Thanks that can't be my goat, 'cos mine was tethered to a ruddy great rock".
Bill and Ben are out walking, they go into a wood and after some time come across a dirty great hole in the ground.
Being inqisitive they go up to the edge and peer in. Darkness...
"Blimey", says Ben, "wonder how deep it is"?
"Dunno", replied Bill, "how about we chuck a stone in and see if we can hear it hit the bottom?"
"Yeah .. how about this one", said Ben holding up an egg size pebble. With that he lobs it over the edge. ...waits... Nothing.
"Hmmm clearly we need a bigger stone"... Bill scrats around in the undergrowth and finds a fist sized rock which he promptly launches over the rim. ....waits... Nothing.
Ben, uproots a rock about the size of his head, "this should do the trick". He heaves it over the edge .... waits .... Nothing.
"OK last try", ses Bill, "Give me a hand with this boulder will you?"
So together the two guys manhandle this dirty great boulder over to the hole and shove it in .... waits .... Nothing.
"Well I.... whoaaa look over there at that goat." shouts Bill.
Ben looks up and sure enough there is a goat jumping and springing towards them. It bounds over the grass and tree stumps then with one almighty leap, hurls itself into the hole.
"Whaaaa... did you see that", says Bill astounded..
"... um yeah, never seen anything like that before", replies Ben.
As the two guys stand there discussing the goat a farmer appears from behind a hedge and shouts "Hey you two... seen a goat around here?"
"Yeah", yells Ben back, "you'll never believe it, but one just jumped into this hole".
To which the Farmer replies, "Ok, Thanks that can't be my goat, 'cos mine was tethered to a ruddy great rock".