A idiots guide to britain

:nono:
 
I'm a 'pension cashing coffin dodger' apparently :shrug:
 
Apparently I like shandy and the Krays
 
Yv said:
same here, unless you count where I come from originally, in which case I am apparently a gun toting, house burgling, jeremy kyle watching wife beater :thinking:
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Just as well you moved then ( For Mr Yv's sake) :D
 
Uneducated_Rick said:
Should it not be "an idiot's guide to Britain" - only two mistakes in one sentence must mean you're top of the class ;)
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:LOL: :nono:

As for me, being in Wales .. it's much better than Saudi Arabia, where men are men, and Camels are nervous :p (am originally from Saudi ;) )
 
I'm a 'Flat-cap wearing, pigeon chasing, in-bred'.......... Apparently ... :thinking:


I would just like to state for the record that i have NEVER worn a flat cap, nor
have i EVER chased a pigeon, and i certainly NEVER fancied my mother in that way. :eek:
 
Rob_W said:
I'm a 'Flat-cap wearing, pigeon chasing, in-bred'.......... Apparently ... :thinking:


I would just like to state for the record that i have NEVER worn a flat cap, nor
have i EVER chased a pigeon, and i certainly NEVER fancied my mother in that way. :eek:
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You've never chased a pigeon ?

:wacky:

:LOL:
 
Funny that.
I am one of the whisky & haggis brigade.

Don't drink spirits. Never tasted haggis and never will.
 
NathanJT said:
Since when has the republic of Ireland been part of Great Britain?
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It obviously is .. in this idiot's guide to Britain :p


Key word here is "idiot's" :wacky::wacky::wacky:
 
Rob_W said:
and i certainly NEVER fancied my mother in that way. :eek:
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Why not? She's hot :nuts:

Joking of course...I sometimes forget that guys on here aren't my workmates, and possibly won't get my sense of humour :p
 
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