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An so the lord came unto me as I was in a decent slumber and he spoke -
'Diego, I wish to present you with a Canon. Not a foolish weapon to harm your fellow man but a tool to put light onto parchment, for the world to rejoice in your knowledge my son.'
And so I said
'but sweet Lord, why me? Have I really been that good my learned friend?'
'Why yes'
he retorted.
'For you work hard week in week out and you have a good soul. You ask people of nothing and yet you give everything. My son for I have lost count of how many surround kits you have set up or how many curtain rails you have put up at your brothers grand home which makes your abode look like the room it is'
'but sweet Lord, can I justify this outlay?'
'Diego, you only live once and remember what I said to my son Jesus some time ago, get it right first time'
And so it came to pass the on this day Diego Garcia become a Canon L owner. And the people did rejoice. There was much merriment had by all, children danced around open fires, women embraced men and a smile beamed from the tired Diego who realised that the gift from the heavens would open up the rest of the world to him.
It was time to leave Eden.......
'Diego, I wish to present you with a Canon. Not a foolish weapon to harm your fellow man but a tool to put light onto parchment, for the world to rejoice in your knowledge my son.'
And so I said
'but sweet Lord, why me? Have I really been that good my learned friend?'
'Why yes'
he retorted.
'For you work hard week in week out and you have a good soul. You ask people of nothing and yet you give everything. My son for I have lost count of how many surround kits you have set up or how many curtain rails you have put up at your brothers grand home which makes your abode look like the room it is'
'but sweet Lord, can I justify this outlay?'
'Diego, you only live once and remember what I said to my son Jesus some time ago, get it right first time'
And so it came to pass the on this day Diego Garcia become a Canon L owner. And the people did rejoice. There was much merriment had by all, children danced around open fires, women embraced men and a smile beamed from the tired Diego who realised that the gift from the heavens would open up the rest of the world to him.
It was time to leave Eden.......