And the moral of this story is

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I was a very happy person...


My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs
to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and
get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.


I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping..!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
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ROFL:clap:
 
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jewel said:
I think the moral of the story is....all men are pigs! :p :D
Oink.......

I mean Oi. :D
 
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jewel said:
I think the moral of the story is....all men are pigs! :p :D
The force is strong in this one o master:D
 
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