Awful Star Wars joke

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Luke and Vader are in the middle of a furious lightsabre duel, the outcome of which will decide the fate of the galaxy. The fight has raged backwards and forwards for several minutes, but at last it appears that Luke has the upper hand. Another few strokes and he has Vader pinned up against a wall.

Suddenly, Vader rasps, "I know what you're getting for Christmas."

"No!" screams Luke. "That's not true! That's impossible!"

Vader takes advantage of Luke's momentary distraction to bat his lightsabre aside and launch a new attack. Luke ends up on the defensive for a while, but eventually he regains his composure and, as is the way of such things, good begins to prevail again. Before long he has beaten Vader to the floor.

"I know what you're getting for Christmas," says Vader again. But Luke isn't going to be taken in by the same trick twice, and Vader gets no opportunity to try another comeback.

"How?" Luke demands instead. "How could you possibly know that?"

And Vader says....



"I felt your presents."

:D
 
*snigger*
 
The title of the topic really did match the content! Keep them coming!
 
EGGcellent !:innocent:
 
LOL

As its the holidays I'll let you off:)
 
Poor thread title, great joke :D :laugh1:
 
Forbiddenbiker said:
Yep, awful that was. :D

Read it out to my 12 year old. (Applied the full Vader voice and everything)

And what did I get... the single raised eyebrow look. :doh:

A Roger Moore fan?
 
Lol. :D

Kind of, yea! But I was thinking it was more like The Hood.

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