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A large woman on a hot summers day wearing a sleeveless summers dress,
walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raises her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit she points to all the
people sitting in the bar and asks, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar an owl-eyed drunk slammed his money down on
the bar and bellowed "Give the Ballerina a drink!" The barman poured the
drink and the woman swallowed it down....
She turned to the patrons yet again pointed around at all of them, revealing
the same hairy armpit and said "What man here will buy a lady a drink"?
Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said
"Give the Ballerina another drink.
The barman approached the little drunk and said "Tell me Paddy, Its your
business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling
her a Ballerina?" The drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that
high has got to be a Ballerina".
walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raises her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit she points to all the
people sitting in the bar and asks, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar an owl-eyed drunk slammed his money down on
the bar and bellowed "Give the Ballerina a drink!" The barman poured the
drink and the woman swallowed it down....
She turned to the patrons yet again pointed around at all of them, revealing
the same hairy armpit and said "What man here will buy a lady a drink"?
Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said
"Give the Ballerina another drink.
The barman approached the little drunk and said "Tell me Paddy, Its your
business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling
her a Ballerina?" The drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that
high has got to be a Ballerina".
