Barbie doll?

[Ratty]

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95

Volleyball Barbie: £19.95

Shopping Barbie: £19.95

Surfer Barbie: £19.95

Disco Barbie: £19.95

And

Divorced Barbie: £299.95


Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?"


Exasperated, the girl responds:



"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":





Ken's Car

Ken's House

Ken's Boat

Ken's furniture

Ken's jewellery

Ken's money

Ken's computer, and

Ken's best friend....

 

[Chuckurbarla]

Good one

 

[Wile E. coyote]

 

[Cobra]

to accurate to laugh at

 

[Steep]

excellent!

 

[boozybill]

 

[madmitch]

I know how true that is.

 

[Ladybird]

PMSL

 

[CScottMcQueen]

I know how true that is.

You and me both then :bang:

 

[Ratty]

TBH when I read it I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.