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Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says," I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk"
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?
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A lawyer was taking a long plane trip and, much to his disappointment, found that he was to be seated next to a blonde woman for the entire ride. He always looked forward to stimulating conversation with fellow passangers and feared she would have nothing to offer him in the way of intelect.
After a bit of time he decided to try anyway and offered her a challenge. He would ask her a question, and if she could not answer it, she would have to pay him a dollar. But just to make the challenge interesting, if she asked him a question that he couldn't answer, he woud pay her five hundred! (he was very sure of himself.)
Well, the blonde figured she didn't have much to lose so agreed.
"Good! I'll ask the first question," said the lawyer. "What is the atomic weight of Hydrogen?"
Without a word, the blonde handed him a dollar. Then she asked her question.
"What goes uphill on three legs and downhill on four?"
Well, the lawyer was stunned. He thought and thought, went through all the riddles he'd ever heard in his head but couldn't find the answer. Soon he opened up his laptop computer and began to search far and wide over the internet, still with no luck. He called some of his friends and asked them, but they were as stumped as he was.
At last, all his options exhausted, he conceeded that he didn't know and handed the woman five hundred dollars.
She put it in her purse without a word and went back to sitting quietly.
Angry now, the lawyer demanded "Well? What is the answer? What goes uphill on three legs and downhill on four?"
Without a word, the blonde handed him a dollar, and went back to sitting quietly.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says," I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk"
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?
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A lawyer was taking a long plane trip and, much to his disappointment, found that he was to be seated next to a blonde woman for the entire ride. He always looked forward to stimulating conversation with fellow passangers and feared she would have nothing to offer him in the way of intelect.
After a bit of time he decided to try anyway and offered her a challenge. He would ask her a question, and if she could not answer it, she would have to pay him a dollar. But just to make the challenge interesting, if she asked him a question that he couldn't answer, he woud pay her five hundred! (he was very sure of himself.)
Well, the blonde figured she didn't have much to lose so agreed.
"Good! I'll ask the first question," said the lawyer. "What is the atomic weight of Hydrogen?"
Without a word, the blonde handed him a dollar. Then she asked her question.
"What goes uphill on three legs and downhill on four?"
Well, the lawyer was stunned. He thought and thought, went through all the riddles he'd ever heard in his head but couldn't find the answer. Soon he opened up his laptop computer and began to search far and wide over the internet, still with no luck. He called some of his friends and asked them, but they were as stumped as he was.
At last, all his options exhausted, he conceeded that he didn't know and handed the woman five hundred dollars.
She put it in her purse without a word and went back to sitting quietly.
Angry now, the lawyer demanded "Well? What is the answer? What goes uphill on three legs and downhill on four?"
Without a word, the blonde handed him a dollar, and went back to sitting quietly.
