Attention: all Devon and Cornwall resistance units
Look outs have reported a long column of caravans seen heading south along the M5 corridor. Last reported location was Taunton Deane services.
Operation Grockle is now in force and battle orders are as follows:-
1). Anti-caravan mines at the Devon border should slow the enemy advance sufficiently to allow the anti-grockle missile batteries to be moved
into place at the top of Haldon Hill, the top of Telegraph Hill, and at the top of the hill on the A30 near the Okehampton junction.
2). Battery commanders may open fire at their own discretion once the enemy columns have been sighted in their locality. Destroy as many
as you can.
3). If any of the buggers get through then they MUST be stopped at Launceston on the A30 and Plymouth on the A38. If all else fails then
Devonians should fall back in good order across the bridges into Cornwall. Unit commanders in charge of blowing the bridges should wait
until the lead caravan is half way across before detonating their charges.
4). I shouldn't need to tell you what will happen if the buggers make it into Cornwall. It will be complete chaos on roads throughout the area
for the entire summer so it's in everybody's best interests to ensure they don't make it across the border. Good luck!
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La Grand.
