Caption Competition

[Marcel]

Just for fun
Submit your captions, and when there are a few, I'll choose a winner, and they submit a photo.....

We did do something like this before that died a death didn't it?

 

[Susane]

"Must practice..." Live long and prosper!".."

 

[hypnotic]

"Where's my violin gone?"

 

[Marcel]

Haha two brilliant ones...Keep em coming!

 

[RobertP]

Young Kung Fu trainee damages hand while cutting grass.

 

[hypnotic]

STOP PRESS!!!

*Pigmy ballroom champion caught bathing in bleach*

 

[hypnotic]

Well this competition seems to have gone down about as well as a fart in a lift!

 

[Jimmy_Lemon]

I am rubbish at captions

 

[mrgubby]

I reckon if I practice sitting in water long enough people will photograph me in Fountains when I grow up

 

[Marcel]

"Where's my violin gone?"

Well I think that was the one that made me chuckle the loudest

Your turn!

 

[hypnotic]

 

[Ewan]

"I didn't ask to be in this show, you know."

 

[Ewan]

Not sure if we're allowed multiple tries, just delete this post if we're not

"If I don't make it, go on without me."

 

[ShawWellPete]

Who needs Andrex with carpet this soft?

 

[Marcel]

....

 

[tomh]

Does my bum look big in this

 

[Marcel]

Oops sorry.....

I'll edit mine out, seeing as I've already had a go

 

[Susane]

"and here's Fifi wearing the latest thing in rainwear"

 

[Jo]

"You think I look bad? Have you looked in the mirror lately?"

 

[hypnotic]

Does my bum look big in this

This one wins it for me ..... Your go

 

[ppp]

dog is saying

" i know, i know"

 

[gwocni]

"I see your mum has dressed you as a little girlie too Robert"

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Who needs Andrex with carpet this soft?

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Shall I put one up whilst Tom finds his shot. ...ok then.

 

[Daisy]

'You can laugh....at least my paws won't get wet!'

 

[sue]

B***** kids forgot to pack the wellies.

 

[Dino f]

Doggie bag

 

[staffitaxi]

If I blow a raspberry she might not realise I'm pooping in her handbag.

 

[Ewan]

"Help!"

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

I'm only hiding in here because she made me wear this hideous matching coat.

B***** kids forgot to pack the wellies.

I think I like sue's the best.

Sue your go. Tom slip in anytime.

 

[nelly3164]

"shoplifters seen leaving R.S.P.C.A"

 

[v_mancunian]

Do you think it will fit on the dashboard ?

 

[sue]

Sorry just finding a photo, been working so not checking here.

 

[sue]

Ok here goes.

 

[hypnotic]

"Okay, I promise not to fly off ..... Can you take the handcuffs off please?"

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

... :annoyed: "Your not going out for food today then dear"

 

[oldgit]

I told you, I did, now look you've got your bill stuck

 

[hypnotic]

"Are you sure this recipe for birds nest soup is kosher?"

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

 

[Marcel]

You wont find my g-spot down there, doofus.