Caption Competition.

[wontolla]

Heres the pic.
Let your creative juices flow and captions amuse!

Mine to start it (apart from the title) is
"I dont care what the recipe says, I'm NOT putting sauerkraut in Lancashire Hotpot!"

Invasion Plans by wontolla1, on Flickr

 

[CanonLady]

"Hold on, even with a map I am confused. So Ikea's entrance is this way but, which way is the exit?"

 

[Yv]

"Flamin management! See, according to this map, that is the front line, 500yrds away"

 

[wontolla]

"Hold on, even with a map I am confused. So Ikea's entrance is this way but, which way is the exit?"

If you say that with a (very bad) German accent, it sounds even funnier!
Nice one.

 

[Phil-D]

caption Game by Phil D 245, on Flickr

 

[James A Robertson]

"On the older map edition there is no road works"

 

[gramps]

"According to this, the bullet goes in the other end!".

 

[Nikon_Nick]

"We blew up your tanks here, here aaannnd here"

 

[Keith W]

" @Cobra you come in at the top of the forum, i'll do a sweep from the bottom and we'll catch those classifieds post spammers in a pincer movement"

"OK gotcha @Marcel "

 

[Byker28i]

"So 50% of posts elsewhere to keep access to classifieds. That seems fair... "
"Nein"

 

[Byker28i]

"Ok, so according to ST4's instructions, we shoot everyone in the face..."

 

[grove39]

"So i just sign here to add you on FuhrerBook ?"

 

[simonblue]

"No you turn left for Poland "

 

[Carl Ayling]

"I think you've captured the essence of the Blitzkrieg and the composition is pretty good. Personally though, I would have stopped down a little more and cloned out this bit over here ... imho"

 

[Byker28i]

"I think you've captured the essence of the Blitzkrieg and the composition is pretty good. Personally though, I would have stopped down a little more and cloned out this bit over here ... imho"

"... and you need to sort your perspective - the buildings aren't straight"
"No - that's how we left them..."

 

[Byker28i]

These christmas parties are getting more elaborate. So we have to cross no mans land (dance floor) to get to the bar

 

[Skyline]

This proves nothing. The ball clearly had crossed the line.

 

[wontolla]

Excelent stuff!

 

[Nod]

"So, the knokkenshoppen is here and the Krauttenbappenaufgeflappen beach is here?"

 

[wontolla]

"So, the knokkenshoppen is here and the Krauttenbappenaufgeflappen beach is here?"

Never knew you could speak German! Your knowledge never fails to amaze me!

 

[Nod]

I'm not sure that Krauttenbappenaufgeflappen is a real German word but it seemed rather appropriate for the knee warmers sported by Teutonic females of indeterminate age ignoring the no topless laws still applicable in Greece and good taste. To my schoolboyish delight, Knokke Shoppen actually gave some Google hits! It seems that there's a town in Belgium called Knokke and shoppen is apparently shops in the local lingo. My real German is extremely limited and the grammar is even more beyond me.