My first girl was an 18-55 kit lens....It was all new to me and boy did she feel good

, but I soon discovered that she was very limiting. We only went as far as kissing.
Then came Tammy, the 17-50....I had had my first experience with girls, but wanted more. Sure, the first was certainly a great introduction and I will always remember. Now I wanted to step up a bit and so started my first "real" relationship. We spent a good year together and she sure made me feel good.
Time passed and again I found myself wanting more, but I just couldn't let Tammy go. I got myself a quality bit on the side.

She, my 70-200 f4, offered me something extra all encased in a sleek and sexy new colour. She knew the ropes, could stand up for herself and certainly made me buzz when I saw what she could do.
I grew older, my tastes more refined and decided to ditch Tammy in favour of a well rounded, quality lady. OK, so being f4 she may not be as "young" as Tammy, but she is not far behind Tammy's 2.8. The 70-200 f4 remained to this day, but I spent less and less time with her, favouring 24-105. OK, so she doesn't go as far as my bit on the side, but I figured that I needed a real quality lady that I could depend on. Flaxible without being flambouyant. Reliable and trustworthy.


A few very minor flings thrown in for good measure, but nothing of note or duration.
For now, I am a happy man. My 2 girls keep me happy. They offer me different things and don't encroach on one another too much.
Who knows what the future brings? Maybe one day I'll score with a real classy 24-70 2.8, an 85 1.4, but they always seem to end up with the guys who have their own company's, money to splash, fast cars and everything that goes with it!