Finally an invention that makes sense!

[Steep]

A British company has developed a computer chip, which plays music, for implanting into women’s breasts.

This innovation will once and for all eliminate the female complaint that men only stare at their breasts and do not listen to them.

 

[Matt Charlton]

this was announced ages ago, there was a mock up picture somewhere - can you imagine where the volume control was?

 

[mrgubby]

A British company has developed a computer chip, which plays music, for implanting into women’s breasts.

This innovation will once and for all eliminate the female complaint that men only stare at their breasts and do not listen to them.

Would breasts be rebadged as Eye-Pods ......

 

[Matt Charlton]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/

13th October 2005, knew I'd read it on el reg

 

[Marcel]

As the line goes...i'd buy that for a dollar

 

[brummie]

i already have trouble not playing with the misses Mammary glands, imagine if they make them electronic too.

 

[Matt Charlton]

But if they were electronic would we all get upgraditis?

 

[Catdaddy]

Some men get that anyway

 

[moomike]

But if they were electronic would we all get upgraditis?

Think you missed a "t" in there somewhere Matt

 

[Matt Charlton]

lmfao Mike, very funny. I giggled.