Arpi burfdi Wes, unfortunately, you've hit the magical 28 years old.
It is at this age I realised I am officically grown up. School uniform fetishes are now considered taboo and frowned upon. I am not allowed to order anything tropical in the pub, certainly not with more than one drink in.
And I am forbidden to buy clothes in any town centre store. Bright colours are also forbidden.
Comfort is the word of the day.
Don't you just love getting old... I know I do.
Just think, you're 2 years away from being half your way to your 60th!