Damn I forgot to get my laxative chocolates. I'll try and source some this afternoon.
The ones who knock on, and have made the effort get nice sweets and a smile...The ones who think its fine to pull their collar up, hide their face and beg, expecting money.....get the ***** for a week.
I was going to do another trick, which is to boil up some brussel sprouts, get some Ferrero Rocher...Eat the chocolate, saving the wrappers.
Melt some chocolate down, dip sproutes and wrap up
But that's instant, and they'll know where they came from...The laxative chocolate they won't have a clue