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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food, a little wine and companionship. She goes Tuesday and I go Friday. We sleep in separate beds, hers in Sydney, mine in Melbourne. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked her where she wanted to go for our anniversary, "Somewhere I haven't been for a long time" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, and electric toaster and an electric breadmaker. When she said that she had too many gadgets, but nowhere to sit down, I bought her an electric chair.
Remember that mariage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage. I married Miss Right. Unfortunately I didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to her for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt. The last time we had a fight though, it was my fault. She asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then, God created man and rested. The God created woman. And since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food, a little wine and companionship. She goes Tuesday and I go Friday. We sleep in separate beds, hers in Sydney, mine in Melbourne. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked her where she wanted to go for our anniversary, "Somewhere I haven't been for a long time" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, and electric toaster and an electric breadmaker. When she said that she had too many gadgets, but nowhere to sit down, I bought her an electric chair.
Remember that mariage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage. I married Miss Right. Unfortunately I didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to her for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt. The last time we had a fight though, it was my fault. She asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then, God created man and rested. The God created woman. And since then, neither God nor man has rested.
