Hormonal Woman

[SarahLee]

Apparently not Matt.

Allegedly I only sound a "little bit Welsh", "talk like a posh bird" or "almost sound English" whatever that means :shrug:

Actually, maybe that could be a Christmas quiz for the forum - match the voice to the mod

 

[MWHCVT]

Apparently not Matt.

Allegedly I only sound a "little bit Welsh", "talk like a posh bird" or "almost sound English" whatever that means :shrug:

aww well

 

[Cobra]

Ahh yes - the big black book of mod fairytales.
Which one is it tonight?
The spammer in the dungeon or the one where we bury the evidence outside the back door?

I don't mind, as long as it doesn't end like all the rest, whereby the snake "gets it"
That endings getting a little to predictable

I'm still trying to figure out where the hell a snake fits into Little red riding hood,
Bloody sure that was a wolf.

Snow white, how many times do I have to tell you?
Its a bloody wicked witch, there are no such things as wicked snakes,

And for the last time, I DID NOT eat Hansel and Gretel!

 

[SarahLee]

Liar Lair....big pink bum's on fire

Yeah . . . there was an unfortunate incident with the feather duster and a lit candle a bit earlier

 

[Cobra]

Yeah . . . there was an unfortunate incident with the feather duster and a lit candle a bit earlier

I'll be OK soon, as soon as I can get someone to rub in the savlon

 

[Cg_Girl]

Yeah . . . there was an unfortunate incident with the feather duster and a lit candle a bit earlier

Do they pretend to hate it or are they all queuing up saying mine turn my turn

 

[MWHCVT]

I'll be OK soon, as soon as I can get someone to rub in the savlon

Not it....

Ruth and T are fighting over the tube

 

[Sonriendo]

Do they pretend to hate it or are they all queuing up saying mine turn my turn

I thought it was a reward

 

[Cg_Girl]

I thought it was a reward

you could be right

 

[viv1969]

Not it....

Ruth and T are fighting over the tube

Not true. We're more than happy to share

 

[Cg_Girl]

Not true. We're more than happy to share

Yep we are

 

[MWHCVT]

Not true. We're more than happy to share

Yep we are

Well aren't you too sweet...lucky Chris

 

[Cobra]

Well aren't you too sweet...lucky Chris

What can I say?
Except I just know there is going to be a catch somewhere :shake:

 

[viv1969]

Well aren't you too sweet...lucky Chris

We're sorry....Chris is a little busy right now.

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[Cobra]

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Oooo Ooo Ooo That's a tad cold, you could have taken it out of the
fridge first.. .................

Just .........a ..........little lower...........
Ah yes thats the spot right there

...........Great job girls

 

[Cg_Girl]

We're sorry....Chris is a little busy right now.

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[MWHCVT]

What can I say?
Except I just know there is going to be a catch somewhere :shake:

Knowing how evil some women can be just watch out for the deep heat my friend

 

[Cobra]

Knowing how evil some women can be just watch out for the deep heat my friend

But I already got that Matt when the feather duster caught fire

 

[viv1969]

Knowing how evil some women can be just watch out for the deep heat my friend

So many lines.........

So little time..........

 

[Cg_Girl]

i didn't hear complaining!

 

[Cobra]

i didn't hear complaining!

you didn't know that snakes could purr, did you?

 

[Cg_Girl]

you didn't know that snakes could purr, did you?

Oh just like a................

 

[MWHCVT]

Oh just like a................

You found his special place...oh dear

 

[Cg_Girl]

You found his special place...oh dear

That may have been the duster?!

 

[Cobra]

Oh just like a................

 

[MWHCVT]

That may have been the duster?!

I don't really know what to say about that :shrug: all I can say is I hope you followed the :rules: and arranged a safe word otherwise the will be round to on your behind for being a girl....and your not allowed to enjoy it :shake:

 

[viv1969]

I just read some very informative articles about snakes.

(and let's not forget I was bitten by one last year )

 

[Cg_Girl]

I don't really know what to say about that :shrug: all I can say is I hope you followed the :rules: and arranged a safe word otherwise the will be round to on your behind for being a girl....and your not allowed to enjoy it :shake:

I didn't use the Duster on him!

I just read some very informative articles about snakes.

(and let's not forget I was bitten by one last year )

Chris bit you?..... Chris how could you

 

[Cobra]

...and your not allowed to enjoy it :shake:

Well not that they will ever admit too anyway

I just read some very informative articles about snakes.

They are incredibly cute

(and let's not forget I was bitten by one last year )

NOT GUILTY!

FFS! I always get the blame around here

 

[Cobra]

Chris bit you?..... Chris how could you

See, as below your post.
I knew someone would jump in :shake:
I always get the friggin blame!
Guilty until proven innocent, thats me

 

[viv1969]

Well not that they will ever admit too anyway


They are incredibly cute

NOT GUILTY!

FFS! I always get the blame around here

I treasure that scar........

 

[Cobra]

I treasure that scar........

PMSL
Well as much as I'd like to "confess" in that case, I still cannot tell a lie,
it must have been my brother

 

[viv1969]

PMSL
Well as much as I'd like to "confess" in that case, I still cannot tell a lie,
it must have been my brother

It "adder" have been :nuts:

 

[Cobra]

It "adder" have been :nuts:

Naw, lets not do the snake puns there are too many
It could get Corny
Or royaly out of control

 

[viv1969]

Naw, lets not do the snake puns there are too many
It could get Corny
Or royaly out of control

So full of rattle(r)

 

[Cobra]

So full of rattle(r)

So on a scale of 1-10
I'd put that at about a minus 20

 

[viv1969]

So on a scale of 1-10
I'd put that at about a minus 20

Well, you would, since you slither at ground level

 

[Cobra]

Well, you would, since you slither at ground level

Huh! Fangs for that

 

[viv1969]

Huh! Fangs for that

*groan*

 

[viv1969]

Ooooh It's gone awfully quiet.
Some mucky PMs being bandied about, I suspect.....

Mods!!!! The screens!!!!!