I am a bit happier now......

[Cobra]

...........I know the reason why I have have few crap things happen in my life recently.
Nothing life threatning, just bloody inconvenient things that make you stop and think "why me God?"
was a really that much of a b'stard in a previous life?
You know the type, of thing, one door closes and some git slams another one in your face.

Tonight reading through my emails I got a fairly common one
You know, "pass this to 10 of your friends within ten minutes and something good will happen by the morning.........
I just delete these things along with the rest, of the pork luncheon meat spam, but it got me thinkin'
what happens if I pass this to 10 of my friends will I suddenly become rich,
will all the arsey things that have happend of the last several months just dissapear?
This is where I need your help folks
I don't have 10 friends to pass this crap
invitation to happiness along to
(maybe I should have passed it along sooner? then I would have had 10 friends I am sure )
so please send me your private email addy's and I wil be able to spread a load of crap
joy & happiness into your lives whilst becoming rich, famous and incredibly wealthy!
( then I won't have need to talk to you lot anyway :razz: )
So lets do us all a favour and spread a little spam luck across the Globe especially at this festive time

Oh and BTW if your not interested in helping me out,
then how about helping a Nigerian prince thats looking to invest a few quid in this country :shrug:

 

[..MD..]

ill help mate pass them on to me...



md

ill be your mate..

 

[Cobra]

ill help mate pass them on to me...



md

ill be your mate..

Aww thanks MD
Now about this Nigerian prince that I am apparently related to

 

[Canon Bob]

You could send one to Bill 'Bleedin' Gates

 

[DiddyDave]

Dead easy to be rich Cobra

I keep getting Nigerian requests to bank millions of £s in my account for a month while someone escapes the tyranny - all I need do is forward my account details and a signature and hey Prestatin (or somewhere) I'll be filthy rich

Seeing as you've had a hard time, I'll let you have the next one that comes through if you like???

 

[..MD..]

:shrug:

just checked my emails mate nothing ....




aahhhhhh welll looks like you dont want a mate .
we will stick to our normal... MD

 

[DiddyDave]

:shrug:

just checked my emails mate nothing ....




aahhhhhh welll looks like you dont want a mate .
we will stick to our normal... MD

Give him chance MD - with his bad-luck story and history of such, his computer's probably just blown up :'

 

[Cobra]

:shrug:

just checked my emails mate nothing ....




aahhhhhh welll looks like you dont want a mate .
we will stick to our normal... MD

will do your "monkeyness"

 

[..MD..]

will do your "monkeyness"

ok now i feel sad again


come on send them over

come on ive got to go to bed soon .....

md

 

[Cobra]

You could send one to Bill 'Bleedin' Gates

The name rings a bell should I know him ? :shrug:

Seeing as you've had a hard time, I'll let you have the next one that comes through if you like???

Thanks Dave you know who your real friends are in times of trouble

Give him chance MD - with his bad-luck story and history of such, his computer's probably just blown up :'

wouldn't surprise me in the slightest :bang:

 

[Canon Bob]

Give him chance MD - with his bad-luck story and history of such, his computer's probably just blown up :'

If it has then I've got one going cheap

 

[Cobra]

ok now i feel sad again


come on send them over

come on ive got to go to bed soon .....

md

Night night ( or something :shrug: ) MD sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite
But if they do give us a yell I have just the product for that

 

[Cobra]

If it has then I've got one going cheap

still struggling with it Bob?

 

[..MD..]

Night night ( or something :shrug: ) MD sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite
But if they do give us a yell I have just the product for that

night night.... maybe ill get a email tommorow..:shrug:






lol


md

 

[Canon Bob]

Yup....it just takes so long between attempts because it fails after about 20 minutes and then takes another 10 or so to copy the stuff back again. I'm making progress in that I know where it's going tits up but it stops at each failure then it's back to the start again. I wish it would go through the lot, tell me all the registry problems in one go....nah, that would be too bloody easy wouldn't it.

Looks like it's time to give up for the night...there's something warm, pink and squshy under a duvet and it seems a far better proposition than this at the moment

Thanks for your help...maybe more tomorrow if I can't get the chainsaw started first.

Bob

 

[Cobra]

Looks like it's time to give up for the night...there's something warm, pink and squshy under a duvet and it seems a far better proposition than this at the moment


Bob

Off you jolly well trot then, why are you still reading this Bob? Go man go

 

[Canon Bob]

Off you jolly well trot then, why are you still reading this Bob? Go man go

Two failures in a day could really have me reaching for the Prosac:shake:

 

[Cobra]

Two failures in a day could really have me reaching for the Prosac:shake:

I am sure your'll be just fine
I won't offer to help with this though :nono:

 

[CT]

PMSL. I haven't had any of these for ages,but I'm pushing my luck now in saying that I'm sure.

 

[birdy961]

Count me in Chris, have also just discovered that my distant Nigerian cousin has died leaving me squillions

 

[Cobra]

PMSL. I haven't had any of these for ages..................

I can arrange that CT ( for a small fee of course )

 

[Mohain]

This is the stanard response I send to people who send me chain letters. Usually does the trick

Hello, my name is Re Torres and I suffer from the
guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f****** chain letters
sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with
a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell
her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going
to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"
email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If
I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by every good looking model in the magazine!"
What a load of b****x.

Basically, this message is a big F*** YOU to all
the people out there who have nothing better to do
than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come
into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD
and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
the Mayflower. F*** 'em!

If you're going to forward something, at least
send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the
"send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwarded
about 90 times. I don't f****** care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what
you're actually contributing to by sending out these
forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter
that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for
the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send
it on. Don't p*** people off by making them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has
been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose
only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive
if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
tomorrow morning your underwear will turn
carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

 

[Cobra]

This is the stanard response I send to people who send me chain letters. Usually does the trick .............

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