Ok, well I was due a D700 today, the RM website said out for delivery, no worries.
Postie came and went. It's to a business address and there's no separate delivery for RMSD, everything goes on the van. I called the sorting office and the woman actually remembered the box and knew for a fact it was on the van, so she said she'd call him.
Twenty minutes later, online tracking said it had been signed for, yet still nothing in my hands! Turns out the kind postie came back, signed for it on my behalf and left it in the communal area of the offices on the ground floor where anyone could have just swiped it. Thankfully I got there first, but I wasn't impressed.