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>> Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
>> "Ya know sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
>> station...
>>
>> Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
>> Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
>> Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
>>
>> "From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
>> When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
>> When I say, ' Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
>>
>> The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife
>> stripped naked!
>> Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
>> "Bell Three" and they started to make love!
>>
>> After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
>>
>> "WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.
>> She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE
FIRE!!"
>> "Ya know sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
>> station...
>>
>> Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
>> Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
>> Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
>>
>> "From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
>> When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
>> When I say, ' Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
>>
>> The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife
>> stripped naked!
>> Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
>> "Bell Three" and they started to make love!
>>
>> After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
>>
>> "WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.
>> She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE
FIRE!!"
