Kinky joke

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A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van (you know,
*beep* carpets, big double mattress in the back ...all that) when suddenly
the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me,
whip me!"

The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not
have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window,
snaps the aerial off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both
collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping
session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks
having sex in a vehicle?"

The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.

Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims,

"I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring..... You've got the
worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen...."
 
oldie, but a goodie :D
 
:tumbleweed: :coat:
 
OH groan :D
 
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