Dear Seller,
I wish to return this Louis Vuitton case I ordered, as it's clearly in an unfinished condition and has lots of sharp edges. The zip is also missing and it won't stay closed.
yours,
Kev Brickley
Number five is an imposter. He's paying entirely too little attention to a peeled banana within grabbing distance.
Have you got any rebel troops you could have bringing up the rear, chasing the troopers using the tortoise as mobile armour?
Could you BluTac a gun emplacement onto it's back?