Little girl's fire truck(JOKE)

[jewel]

Pinched of course,lol

A firefighter is working on an engine outside the station when he notices a little girl riding down the sidewalk, in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks out to take a closer look.
"That is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly.
"Thanks, Mister Fireman," the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies sweetly, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Jewel

 

[Marcel]

 

[minimeeze]

 

[Warspite]

 

[ed34]

 

[Gandhi]

Brilliant. I told that to kell's cats last night.


They left the room.



Very quickly

 

[Madpup]

lmao

 

[dod]

As we're on the subject of little girls and cats jokes...... Sorry for the mini hijack J

Little Senga was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, 'What are you doing there, Senga?'

'My goldfish died,' replied Senga tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just buried him.'

The neighbor was very concerned. 'That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'

Senga patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, 'That's because he's inside your *%$!!!*** cat.'

 

[Catdaddy]

Nice!

 

[Warspite]

Lol

 

[jewel]

As we're on the subject of little girls and cats jokes...... Sorry for the mini hijack J

Little Senga was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, 'What are you doing there, Senga?'

'My goldfish died,' replied Senga tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just buried him.'

The neighbor was very concerned. 'That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'

Senga patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, 'That's because he's inside your *%$!!!*** cat.'

LOL that's cute!

 

[Ally]

can't wait to tell that one around the table at the pub when everyone's to drunk