making your car dance on its hind legs with its paws in your hands...

[whitewash]

is like sleeping with a prostitute





you know its wrong but you try to convince yourself they're enjoying it as well....







(many thanks to the GQ jokes page for this one)



edit: made a typo so the thread title says "car" instead of "cat" ive changed it but its not changed in the thread table, sorry!

 

[Steep]

I thought it was another citroen advert

 

[Marcel]

edit: made a typo so the thread title says "car" instead of "cat" ive changed it but its not changed in the thread table, sorry!

The quickedits don't work on thread titles. To change the title too, you have to click 'Go Advanced' in the edit box