matts new bird is a bit of a cow!

cracking shot- thats ripe for a "Caption Competition" :LOL::LOL:


Les :D
 
ha ha... i don't know who looks more worried in that pic.........

mooomentous.
 
Hey I'm allowed to be a bit on the cautious side, there bigger than me, and the way they were all talking to each other, I knew they were conspiring to get me!!!
 
Flash In The Pan said:
I take it Matt's the one in the jersey?

Err, I mean......:naughty:
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Oi....Glasgow is not that much of a driver to stop me coming up there for a visit with Mr :bat: :cautious: :LOL:

duttytd said:
Imagine if i had said what i put in Ur pm last night on the open forum Matt... Id have put my foot right in it! :bang: lol
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I suspect so mate :D but I'd have though it funny but then that's what PM's are for :D
 
MWHCVT said:
Oi....Glasgow is not that much of a driver to stop me coming up there for a visit with Mr :bat: :cautious: :LOL:
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A Jersey is a breed of cow*, Matt ;)



*Before anyone points it out, I know that's not a jersey cow...
 
Flash In The Pan said:
A Jersey is a breed of cow*, Matt ;)



*Before anyone points it out, I know that's not a jersey cow...
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I'm a country bumpkin mate I'm fully aware it is :D in fact my sister no work of a lie used to work for the Blonde Cow Society :LOL: :LOL:
 
Thedodo said:
Hey I'm allowed to be a bit on the cautious side, there bigger than me, and the way they were all talking to each other, I knew they were conspiring to get me!!!
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Pansy - bang it on the nose, wipe it's arse, slice a bit off and wave over a candle....

Though I would recommend yuo do it with a beef breed not a milker!
 
Lynton said:
Pansy - bang it on the nose, wipe it's arse, slice a bit off and wave over a candle....

Though I would recommend yuo do it with a beef breed not a milker!
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She don't like being touched ;)
 
Lynton said:
Pansy - bang it on the nose, wipe it's arse, slice a bit off and wave over a candle....

Though I would recommend yuo do it with a beef breed not a milker!
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I was five with cattle until an incident about 3 years ago, which resulted in myself the wife and dog being held captive in a ditch for around 3 hours, by a herd of not so friendly bullocks
the outcome was a dislocated shoulder obatained with my attempt to flee, a rather amused farmer and became thetalk of the ambulance station for some time to come
 
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