'Mummy, you are getting fat!'

[admirable]

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!'
I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.'
'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?'

 

[Rob_W]

Top Tip: If the wife says 'Does my bum look big in this?'


'The Dress or the Room?' is probably not the best reply ...



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[Sparkles33]

 

[Cobra]

A mum told her 5 year old daughter to stop eating sweets or else she would get fat.
Next day she See's a woman about 8 months pregnant, walking down the street.
Stopping and pointing the little girl yells at the top of her voice
I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING!

 

[Mr G]

my wife told me that a guy at work said she had a nice figure for a woman of her age...annoyed of course I said "what did he say about your fat ass" she reolied " oh your name wasn't mentioned at all "