My wife and her driving!

[EdinburghGary]

Does this to me

I HATE BEING DRIVEN.

ARGH! :razz: my best dr evil impression.

Gary.

 

[wack61]

has she had kids yet, mine turned into a nervous wreck as soon as she had kids, terrified of crashing and killing them so I have to drive everywhere, she won't go near a motorway

 

[rh1944]

Not evil enough - some people have looked at the shot and lived. Instant death (or at least, turning to a pillar of salt) should be the outcome. Keep practising the dirty looks. Perhaps you need a drive with another woman.

 

[EdinburghGary]

No kids, but when I got my license and took her out in my car for the first time, her average speed cut in half and its yet to return

Gary.

 

[EdinburghGary]

Not evil enough - some people have looked at the shot and lived. Instant death (or at least, turning to a pillar of salt) should be the outcome. Keep practising the dirty looks. Perhaps you need a drive with another woman.

Mwuhahahahah

Made me chuckle and choke on my cuppa!

Gary.

 

[Betty]

You just look bored! Is she a Sunday driver?

 

[EdinburghGary]

You just look bored! Is she a Sunday driver?

No, she was about 3 inches from the car in front doing 30+ at this point!

I was sick of shouting

 

[Yv]

aawww, my heart bleeds for ya mate...NOT!!


Though if that worried, good job there is no chance of me getting near that Lotus of yours....I don't DO slow either!

 

[hillwalkinggirl]

But what's her face like when she's being driven by you.:nono::bang:

 

[EdinburghGary]

But what's her face like when she's being driven by you.:nono::bang:

Oh boy you don't wanna know!



Gary.

 

[Yv]

something like this I bet!

 

[EdinburghGary]

Just a bit

 

[hillwalkinggirl]

something like this I bet!

I like that