omg blimmin spammers......

[petemc]

Knock knock. Who's there? Nurse Mophead. Nurse Mophead who? You have a mophead. <3 scrubs

 

[Ross]

+1

Oh er congrats

 

[Keltic Ice Man]

Welcome Matty to the forum everyone

anyway - Two snowmen . One says to the other "Can you smell carrots"

 

[Keltic Ice Man]

Oh and...

How do you know if a snowman has been in your bed?



By the wet patch




Nope I didn't understand it either - a 7 year old told me it in school the other day.

 

[Matt Charlton]

He's obviously melted

 

[Venomator]

Used my camera just a few days ago, i might even have a look at the memcard and see what i got tonight....birds of prey....

Look forward to those then ...

my post count could be worse, it could consist of 5000 posts talking to just 2 other people...

What ... instead of just the one ...

 

[Venomator]

How do you know if a snowman has been in your bed?



By the wet patch

But that could have been Cheryl surely ... by all accounts ... or so I understand ... as others have said ...

 

[Marcel]

Whats brown and Sticky?




A stick

I did give you some extra posts for that joke. It's one of my alltime faves.

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!"

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?"

Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, "I felt your presents."

But then you posted that, so I took em away again. :razz:

Welcome Matty to the forum everyone

anyway - Two snowmen . One says to the other "Can you smell carrots"

 

[Matt Charlton]

you're mean, Marcel ;(