I hope this does not offend ? :shake:
Stop Choking Kiwi Style
A woman sitting in a Christchurch restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table
turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie.
The woman signalled "No!", desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian.
The woman shook her head "No!!!"
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her
arse.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew
out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind
Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."
Not too bad is it ? :shrug: :nono:
Stop Choking Kiwi Style
A woman sitting in a Christchurch restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table
turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie.
The woman signalled "No!", desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian.
The woman shook her head "No!!!"
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her
arse.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew
out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind
Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."
Not too bad is it ? :shrug: :nono:
