Oooo! Matron!

[u8myufo]

http://www.tickld.com/x/30-actual-sentences-found-in-patients-hospital-charts

 

[SFTPhotography]

http://www.tickld.com/x/30-actual-sentences-found-in-patients-hospital-charts

Lol

 

[Cg_Girl]

I've read those before but still ended up crying with laughter

 

[viv1969]

Oh I needed that laugh...thank you!

 

[Yv]

brilliant

 

[the black fox]

ROFPMSL nice one lynne

 

[BRASH]

Crap. I laughed more that last time I hit my thumb with a hammer.

 

[Cg_Girl]

Crap. I laughed more that last time I hit my thumb with a hammer.

Just shush!

 

[viv1969]

Crap. I laughed more that last time I hit my thumb with a hammer.

That charisma bypass was worth every penny mate.

 

[BRASH]

That charisma bypass was worth every penny mate.

I have more charisma than most of you lot added together. It makes me irresistible don't you think?

 

[viv1969]

I have more charisma than most of you lot added together. It makes me irresistible don't you think?

To your own hand perhaps

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I have more charisma than most of you lot added together. It makes me irritable don't you think?

Fixed it for you

 

[BRASH]

To your own hand perhaps

Yeh, well I've never denied that have I. Years and years of practice and I ain't gonna stop now, heart condition or not.

 

[BRASH]

Fixed it for you

I'm happy with that assessment.

 

[mijeel]

very funny