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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a trade name and
generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of
mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a
mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a
good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."
generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of
mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a
mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a
good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."
