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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
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The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on. :D
 
lol!

no comment!
 
Rofl:)
 
lol, so true but I will not be disclosing what number I'm on ;)
 
Being a veteran at the first 7, I think I must be ready for the 8th kind, anyone know or am I doomed? :nuts:
 
:LOL: i think i must be social security :thumbsdown:
 
What was sex?
 
Fangman said:
What was sex?

It's that bouncy thing you took for granted once upon a time. Instead of nowadays when you may well have to wear swimming trunks in the bath to stop yourself looking down on the unemployed...
 
smurf sex? talking of smurfs


wasnt smurfette a bit unfortunate in the fact that she was like the vilage bike as she was the only female smurf? everyone wanted a peice of her (and after watching the program thats a hellofalot of smurfs to service), but i have a feeling that papasmurf held the reins being the oldest and wisest smurf. or was he smurfettes father, or does that not matter in smurf land and incest is alright,

so many questions!


also did they ever release any raunchy videos of smurfette to go with the hit album "smurfs go pop"?
 
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