Some belated thoughts for the year; (not so sure about numero 7 - must have been written by a non man !?!)
a countdown of thoughts to get you through the year.....
No. 9 - Life is sexually transmitted.
No. 8 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
No. 7 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
No. 6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
No. 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
No. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
No. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred quid and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?
No. 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE No. 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Hope you enjoy and smiled at least once ! :smilenod: :laugh1:
a countdown of thoughts to get you through the year.....
No. 9 - Life is sexually transmitted.
No. 8 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
No. 7 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
No. 6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
No. 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
No. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
No. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred quid and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?
No. 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE No. 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Hope you enjoy and smiled at least once ! :smilenod: :laugh1:
