TEN reasons god created Eve!

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TEN REASONS WHY GOD CREATED EVE

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.) Good point!

8. God knew that Adam would not remember to make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone.."

1. And, the No. l reason of all (Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.) God stepped back, looked at Adam, declared: "I know I can do better than that!"

Jewel :LOL:
 
OK... the gloves are off...

One day, Adam was taking a lazy stroll through the Garden of Eden. God looked down on Adam and noticed his sorrow and loneliness. God said to Adam, "Adam, you look as though you need a companion. A female. A woman. I will create for you a woman." Adam contemplates the thought for awhile. He says to God, "And what is this 'Woman'?' God replies back, "She is one who will keep you sexually satisfied. She will keep your abode clean. Tend after your children. Cook lavish meals. One who will always listen to what you have to say." A smile comes across Adam's face, but disappears moments later into a frown. God says, "Adam, what's the matter?" Adam looks up to God and says, "What is this going to cost me?" God replies back, "An arm and a leg." Adam thinks about it for a while. Finally, after moments of contemplation, he replies back to God, "What can I get for a rib?"
 
GfK said:
OK... the gloves are off...

One day, Adam was taking a lazy stroll through the Garden of Eden. God looked down on Adam and noticed his sorrow and loneliness. God said to Adam, "Adam, you look as though you need a companion. A female. A woman. I will create for you a woman." Adam contemplates the thought for awhile. He says to God, "And what is this 'Woman'?' God replies back, "She is one who will keep you sexually satisfied. She will keep your abode clean. Tend after your children. Cook lavish meals. One who will always listen to what you have to say." A smile comes across Adam's face, but disappears moments later into a frown. God says, "Adam, what's the matter?" Adam looks up to God and says, "What is this going to cost me?" God replies back, "An arm and a leg." Adam thinks about it for a while. Finally, after moments of contemplation, he replies back to God, "What can I get for a rib?"
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Ok ok. :boxer: that was funny too,lol :LOL:
 
Interesting.... how you reply to my reply before my reply? Methinks this new forum may have a couple of issues.....
 
Aha!

Seems the hosts have fixed the clock! :D
 
Haha...

If it weren't for women we'd never need to ask for directions - a man always knows where the nearest pub is.
Who needs a fig leaf if there's no-one else around to get offended?
It's the Garden of Eden - garbage takes itself out. And if it doesn't, never mind - see what's on Sky+ instead!
 
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