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The Bentley, a great auto.
A lady walked into a Bentley dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to
inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little "lady pooff" escaped.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and
hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back, there,
standing next to her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help
you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that,
if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to s**t yourself when
you hear the price."
A lady walked into a Bentley dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to
inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little "lady pooff" escaped.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and
hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back, there,
standing next to her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help
you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that,
if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to s**t yourself when
you hear the price."
