The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cockney]

Someone Escort him from the premises.

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Camry say things like that.

Corsa he can ....

 

[Nod]

We Mustnot anger him for he will Triumph in the end.

 

[Cockney]

We Mustnot anger him for he will Triumph in the end.

A Matchless observation.

 

[Nod]

"Cortina trap" by Alvis Pres-Lea-Francis...

 

[Nod]

A Matchless observation.

Without parallel (twin...)

 

[Al1944]

Time to jack it in - it's getting exhausting ...........

 

[Cockney]

Without parallel (twin...)

Standard response.

 

[Cockney]

Time to jack it in - it's getting exhausting ...........

Im not opposed.

 

[Cobra]

Better not suggest he's AC/DC - you might get band...

And a good one at that
After all they did Highway to hell

 

[Cobra]

Time to jack it in - it's getting exhausting ...........

I see the repeats are starting to appear

 

[Al1944]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Box Brownie]

I see the repeats are starting to appear

Yup, it you are not careful this could all backfire on you

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Standard response.

Give him the V's

 

[Cockney]

Give him the V's

All 8?

 

[Cockney]

Yup, it you are not careful this could all backfire on you

He could get the boot.

 

[Nod]

Vis a trunk call?

 

[Cockney]

Vis a trunk call?

Now you're Starting to jump to conclusions.

 

[nilagin]

He could get the boot.

That would be Classic and could prove to be very Popular.

 

[Cockney]

That would be Classic and could prove to be very Popular.

To be honest he's a scraper, a write off.

 

[Nod]

You're all a bunch of Pajeros!

 

[Cockney]

You're all a bunch of Pajeros!

Yogo and sod off!

 

[Nod]

Up yours!

 

[Cockney]

Excuse me, I've been ill in bed for days.

 

[gerry s]

I think it’s gone a little flat now.

 

[Cockney]

Don't puch it mate.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Must admit, some of the puns have been very Brough in the last few posts. Please keep the tone superior in future.

 

[Cobra]

That would be Classic and could prove to be very Popular.

On the Isle of Capri as I understand it

 

[Cockney]

Must admit, some of the puns have been very Brough in the last few posts. Please keep the tone superior in future.

Yes our Leader.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Yes our Leader.

OK Trooper, follow me.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

OK Trooper, follow me.

Super....
Some light humour.

 

[hunnymonster]

This whole thread has become much ado about Vauixhall

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The stage is set....

 

[Cockney]

OK Trooper, follow me.

Four square behind you!

 

[Cobra]

Super....
Some light humour.

Yeah I spotted it

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Yeah I spotted it

You're a bright chap...does your mother know?

 

[Cockney]

You're a bright chap...does your mother know?

Dont probe him on it.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dont probe him on it.

Mama Mia! I'm trying to get it away from cars....

 

[Cockney]

Mama Mia! I'm trying to get it away from cars....

I'm thunderstruck.