The Damned awful pun thread!

[Nod]

What's Love Got to Do With It?

 

[Mr Badger]

You give love a bad name?

 

[Nod]

Love Hurts!

 

[Cobra]

Love Hurts!

So many innuendos so little time


Love on a mountain top

 

[Nod]

Misty Mountain Hop.

 

[Cobra]

River deep mountain high

 

[Nod]

Back to May the Circle be Unbroken!

 

[nilagin]

Circle in the Sand.

 

[ancient_mariner]

I get a round. [emoji16]

 

[Nod]

One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer if you're in the chair, Toni!

 

[ancient_mariner]

Amphetamine Annie preferred the harder stuff.

 

[Nod]

A Speed King's wife.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Young Dopey ?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Neil or Paul?

 

[Cobra]

I see someone went off on a tangent again

Neil

Neil from the young ones .. There's a hole in my shoe

 

[Nod]

Living Doll's shoe?

 

[nilagin]

Living after midnight

 

[Cobra]

I'll meet you at midnight

 

[Nod]

Meet Me On the Corner.

 

[Cobra]

I think I'll just "Walk on by" TBH

 

[Nod]

I Like It!

 

[Cobra]

I Like It!

Yeah I know, I heard it through the grapevine

 

[ancient_mariner]

Can you tread those grapes? I'd like some red, red wine.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'd like 99 red balloons

 

[ancient_mariner]

Lets fly away then, in my beautiful balloon.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Learning to fly

 

[Mr Badger]

Be careful, On Your Way Down.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvFVbUOZIpY

 

[ancient_mariner]

Nobody knows you (when you're down and out).

 

[nilagin]

Knowing me, knowing you

 

[Cockney]

You dont know me.

 

[nilagin]

Who are you?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

TNT

 

[Cockney]

Dynamite.

 

[Mr Badger]

Bang Bang (BA Robertson)

 

[Cockney]

Chain reaction.

 

[Mr Badger]

Enola Gay

 

[ancient_mariner]

Demolition woman, can I be your man? So pour some sugar on me.

 

[Cockney]

Brown sugar?

 

[Nod]

White Light, White Heat.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Nuclear