The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Way too slow

Not me that was slow.
A little song about London riots.

View: https://youtu.be/z-uFp0m2xNs

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dr Who?

 

[nilagin]

Doctor Doctor (also by UFO)

 

[Cobra]

UFO?

Spirit in the sky

 

[nilagin]

Milk and alcohol

 

[Cockney]

Milk and alcohol

It makes you feel good.

 

[Mr Badger]

I Feel Good

 

[nilagin]

Good times roll

 

[Mr Badger]

The Sound of Music (a Swiss role)

 

[Nod]

It's only Rock'n'Roll...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Why does love got to be so sad?

 

[Nod]

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

 

[hunnymonster]

Every little hurts (Sad Café)

 

[Cobra]

Little by little

 

[Mr Badger]

Little Donkey

 

[Cobra]

A horse with no name

 

[ancient_mariner]

Horsie horsie don't you stop.

 

[nilagin]

Don't Stop Me Now

 

[Cobra]

STOP! in the name of love

 

[nilagin]

Love to Love

 

[Cobra]

Love me love my dog

 

[nilagin]

Givin the dog a bone

 

[Cobra]

Givin the dog a bone

Will you still love me to-Marrow

 

[Nod]

Bad to the Bone.

 

[hunnymonster]

Ra-ra-rasputin

 

[nilagin]

Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay

 

[hunnymonster]

I don't like Mondays

 

[MatBin]

Saturday night's alright for fighting

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Kung fu fighting?

 

[hunnymonster]

Monkey Wrench (Foo Fighters)

 

[nilagin]

Sledgehammer

 

[Mr Badger]

If I Had a Hammer

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

If I was

 

[Mr Badger]

If

 

[nilagin]

(No more) What ifs.

 

[ancient_mariner]

No doubt.

 

[Cobra]

No more Mr Nice guy

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Song for guy

 

[Gremlin]

Song for whoever

 

[nilagin]

Who Wants to Live Forever.